reasons why ben & jerry’s ice cream is more than a comfort food
And if being generally classy and awesome wasn’t enough… they now make these:
All these “cuddle and play video games” date ideas are weak. We’re playing mario kart double dash, cuddling is a distraction. Im here to win
I’ve never understood those “my child is an honour student” bumper stickers. why would you want everyone to know your kid is a huge NERD
are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?
A flower for you, my lady.
Sloths are what happens when coconuts come alive
That comment makes sense